Wednesday, August 03, 2005

From the Mixed Up Files of....

I'm making you an album -- don't worry.  Don't worry,
it'll all be okay. Sssshhhhhhhhhhh...... tread softly.

Ostensibly titled: 'to make into a suspension of small
globules of one liquid in a second liquid with which the
first will not mix.' Name that verb, Guy Science.

--my best guess: precipitate?

--BTW, im working on my own CD - ostensibly titled (name the
process - 2 words): "the supposed coveting of the penis by a
young human female which leads to feelings of inferiority and
defensive behavior."

penis envy!

but need i remind you of the words of valerie solonas:

Women, in other words, don't have penis envy; men have pussy
envy. When the male accepts his passivity, defines himself as
a woman (males as well as females think men are women and
women are men), and becomes a transvestite he loses his desire
to screw (or to do anything else, for that matter; he fulfills
himself as a drag queen) and gets his dick chopped off. He
then achieves a continuous diffuse sexual feeling from `being
a woman'. Screwing is, for a man, a defense against his desire
to be female.

think about that the next time you want to chop your dick off!

p.s. the answer to quiz one was 'emulsify.'

1 Comments:

Blogger fred burgess! said...

these are from an e-mail exchange between me and someone else. the lines marked by '---' are the response from this someone else. i'd like to protect this person's indentity for obvious reasons -- not least of which is the immaturity displayed in taking part in such exchanges. i mean really, how stupid.


p.s. carl, you're published!

5:27 PM  

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